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FAQ
I'm poor! Can I get a discount?
Sure, why not. We post all coupons and sales in advance on our blog, so check there often and you'll save yourself some cash. We always have some sort of sale going on, so don't feel like a loser if you missed a good one. You're still a loser, but at least you won't be able to blame us for it.
What shirts do you print on?
We print on 100% cotton Hanes heavyweight 5.5-Ounce T-Shirts. We might change manufacturer from time according to popular demand (no, we won't screen print your toga) or if we find something else we like, but we'll always keep this page updated so you know what you're getting. That's how much we care.
How do I wash your fine t-shirts?
Well you won't destroy your shirt if you don't follow our advice, but for the longest wear and least damage, wash inside-out in warm water and either air dry or tumble dry on low heat.
Educate me on your printing methods.
Certainly. All of our shirts are printed to order, in house. We don't contract out to big overseas corporations with midget slaves working 24 hours a day to make our product. As a result, we have complete control of every step of the process - from design conception, to application, printing and packaging. All of our shirts are screen printed - none of that inkjet or iron on shit. Screen printing takes longer than other methods, but it provides the highest quality results. Each print involves setting up multiple screens for the artwork (one for each color), making sure everything is lined up correctly, mixing the correct ink in the correct quantities, doing a test print, and finally printing the product. This process, along with cleanup, is repeated for every design we print, every time we print. However, screen printed shirts last much longer and maintain a much higher image quality than other methods such as iron-on or inkjet printing. It takes a little longer than mass-producing our products, but the wait is worth it. So calm down, your shirt is coming.
How and when will my shit be shipped?
Items are shipped within two weeks of your order date. Items that are not screen printed (decals, for example) will ship out sooner. Want it even faster? Just contact us. That doesn't mean contact us 10 minutes after you placed the order and ask us if we're printing it yet. Because we're not. Family Guy is on.
We ship within the continental United States only. If there's a huge demand for foreign orders we may consider shipping to other countries.
How do your shirts fit?
Here's a sizing chart to help you find your size. Yes we'll accept returns if you're incompetent and ordered the wrong size, but please at least try to get it right the first time.
How do I return an item?
Our Return Policy is a good place to start.
Is my personal information secure?
We're a t-shirt company, not a bunch of scam artists. We will never sell or distribute your personal information. We don't even get to see your credit card info, so even if we wanted to run away to the Bahamas with your hard earned cash we couldn't. For more information, please view our Privacy Policy.
How do I pay for my fucking order?
We accept every major credit card via Paypal.
During checkout, you are automatically sent to Paypal's secure server for payment. If you are not a Paypal member, you do NOT need to register an account to make a purchase. Simply fill out your billing information there and we will receive your payment. If you are already a Paypal member, simply log in and complete the process.
Is my payment secure?
You bet your ass it is. Paypal utilizes the world's most advanced proprietary fraud prevention systems to create the safest and most secure on-line transaction system. Located in San Jose California, Paypal has quickly become a global leader in online payment solutions with 50 million account members worldwide. For more information regarding Paypal's security and privacy policies, visit Paypal.com. And then come back here and buy your fucking shirt.
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